One day I'll learn the banjo, and I'll make it everyone's problem
-
it's been too long... I'm fiending for a Buc-ee's brisket sandwich
if mobsters are part of a mob, then therefore lobsters are part of a lob.
I've received a lot of conflicting parenting advice and I've decided there's only one appropriate way to raise my son: Send him outside and let the raccoons raise him.
Son is born
Hopital
It doesn't matter, man... we'll never get bionicles in their sick can/pod packaging ever again...
Real bad floods over here. Not as bad as last year, and we seem better equipped for it, but seeing a decent amount of damage in town.
McDonalds pasta zoo haunts my tastebuds and I'm unreasonably mad I'll never get to taste it again it its pure 2007 original mcdonalds recipe form.
Great day today. Saw a parade, ate fried chicken and fried apples at cracker barrel, watched Young Washington in the theater, gonna go drink beer. God Bless America!
USA! USA! USA! WOOOOOOO!
Found out the trees in my back yard are black walnut trees. Also found out black walnut fruit has a juice that stains your skin. I am figuring out how to use this to make pseudo-tattoos
The Winged Hassars are in my top 5 armor designs. Maybe even top 3.
As an expectant father I must now become obsessed with comedians whose jokes I will later repeat to my children in an incredibly toned down version that half ruins the punchline.
ngl if I don't get bbq at least once a week I start getting withdrawal symptoms.
Y'all ever watch Code Lyoko?
Fight me, bleach has the best openings of any anime, uncontested
everlong - foo fighters
Took a bolt to my side and a sledge to the side of my shin, both self inflicted, genuinely shocked I've never broken a bone
Mark Zuckerberg is trying to use AI to resurrect dead people as Neural Networks, like, bro, go drink Mercury and attain immortality the old fashion way, it's not that hard. Emperor Qin Shi Huangdi is looking upon you in shame.
-
Loading…
-
Loading…