Have an assignment due tomorrow morning. Naturally I'm pulling an all-nighter in true university-student fashion. I've got a ton of snacks and energy drinks. Pray for me that I don't over-exert my blood pressure with how much sugar and caffeine I plan to consume over the next 12 hours.
I was in a conversation with a friend who took French as a class. In attempt to match them I stated with full confidence: "Je m'apelle Croissant la escargot du fromage". From now on, for the sake of consistency, I am to be referred to as Croissant the Cheese Snail.