Oegyein
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  • Has been a long day and I'm tired. I never thought I'd look forward to tomorrow's 9 hour retail shift, because at least I can go home at 6
    The US has just lifted testing mandates for international travellers and I'm so glad I don't have to pay another 300 bucks just to confirm I haven't sneezed in 24 hours
    Why does French have like, 15 words for possessive pronouns? I have to judge between three words that all mean "my"
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    Tee
    Tee
    My my my, what a predicament.
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    Val
    Val
    Because we have to make gender and plural variant of almost every single word...
    Avidro
    Avidro
    Je ne sais pas
    I require help coming up with new names for my online store. What would you call a shop that sells mostly clothing featuring cute blocky minecraft-esque art?
    Zules
    Zules
    A few nights ago, I said, "I think I've forgotten a lot of the trolls' last names--I'M FREE!!!" and then @Avidro proceeded to remind me of all of them.
    Oegyein
    Oegyein
    Please note that I will be purchasing your book for the primary purpose of reading and leisure, but for the now secondary purpose of blunt-tauma-induced memory loss thanks to its girthy structure
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    Zules
    Zules
    A priceless investment.
    Y'all ever scroll through old youtube comments and get filled with the urge to slap your 2015-19 self?
    Tee
    Tee
    Hahahaha, yeah but like yesterday me.
    I hope I never have to use sanitizer again. My knuckles are all dry, cracked, red and itchy
    Oegyein
    Oegyein
    I've been lathering moisturizer onto them like it's going out of style, no relief beyond the temporary ;-;
    Zules
    Zules
    Try shutting your arms down, waiting 60 seconds, then booting them back up again
    Oegyein
    Oegyein
    Thanks, now my entire body's undergoing a software update.
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    Still feeling the effects of a flu, plus I'm stuck at work for another 3 and a half hours while understaffed. Someone save me please ;-;
    WHY ARE BIEN AND CHIEN PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY!?
    Val
    Val
    Uh... the -ien part is pronounced the same...
    Oegyein
    Oegyein
    *realizes he's been combining French and Spanish for the past week*
    Question, does the name "Piggly Winks" or the word "Jankers" ring any bells?
    TheJLT
    TheJLT
    "Jankers" looks like jinkies, which is a common catchphrase in Scooby-Doo.
    And maybe Piggly Winks is some character from one of those old cartoon shows from the 90's.
    Oegyein
    Oegyein
    I don't know how, but you used the wrong formula and got the right answer... almost
    Least favorite thing: public transport with school kids on sport day
    Oegyein
    Oegyein
    On bus again. Two school girls just HAD to sit behind me and start telling eachother about their entiiiiiire day. I have headphones in and I can still hear them going "Like, OMG, I was on the bus with like Jacob and I slept on the bus and blah blah blah blah"
    BleepBloopBeep
    BleepBloopBeep
    Alternative option...

    ...ignore them, and focus on something else.​
    Zules
    Zules
    3rd option: pass out Exvulnerum advertisements
    If all your hair was replaced with porcupine needles, how bad would be your day?
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    Oegyein
    Oegyein
    Depends, how useful are they? If all my hair was replaced with porcupine needles I'd immediately become a vigilante. "Captain Porcupine, defending the world one quill at a time"
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    Avidro
    Avidro
    You could monetize the heqq out of that! Easy ticket to American citizenship right there! :bankroll:
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