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If it's soccer, I choose the bowling balls, but if it's American football, I guess I also choose bowling balls because maybe a game of passing plays would be somewhat doable. Then we'd take the data collected and invent a new sport for planets with higher gravity.

Would you rather watch your least favorite movie 3 times in a row or watch a randomly selected movie 15 times in a row?
 

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This is a hard choice, actually. I'm not sure what my least favorite movie actually is, but staying up 30+ hours is not a feat I want to replicate at my age, so I guess I have to pick the first one.

Would you rather solve one hundred advanced calculus problems or one million basic arithmetic problems?
 

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One million is way too many. So I'll go with the brain booster.

Would you rather be stuck underground for 1 year or stuck in the sky for 1 year? (In both circumstances you have everything you need to live.)
 
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One million is way too many. So I'll go with the brain booster.

Would you rather be stuck underground for 1 year or stuck in the sky for 1 year? (In both circumstances you have everything you need to live.)
depends. In the sky scenario, am I in a suspended room? Am I flying? Am I falling continuously for a whole year and all my necessities are falling with me at the same velocity? Am I in the top room of a sky scraper with no way of getting down?

Where underground would I be? A country pron to earthquakes? Or am I safe from natural disasters? Is ventilation pumped from the surface or brought down in pressurized cannisters? Or perhaps its recycled?

In both scenarios, what luxuries am I afforded? What constitutes "everything I need to live"? Are we talking just food and water? Or is there enrichment and whatnot for mental health. Is my social health included in this consideration? How big of a living space am I in?

I think the safest bet here would be underground as there is less to be assumed here. Also. At my 5'8" stature I will get to live out my ideal dwarven lifestyle where I can pretend to dwell in the mines of a mountain.



Would you rather be born a Dwarf or an Elf (in your preferred fantasy world/franchise)?

(Yes I will judge you on your answer)
 

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Would you rather lose your ability to laugh or lose your ability to cry?
 

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Would you rather lose your ability to laugh or lose your ability to cry?
I actually struggle to cry already. I'd rather lose that ability anyhow, per my sigma-male Ryan Gosling stoicism. *cue Blade Runner edit with Oegyein's face poorly superimposed on K's face in the hologram girl scene*

Would you survive in a wasteland dystopia or a zombie apocalypse?
 

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Wasteland dystopia please, I've played thousands of hours of Fallout and I hate horror (although there's a bit of that in Fallout it's blended with enough other stuff that I can handle the odd pack of ferals, though Dunwich spooked me up).

Would you rather have to sing or dance in front of a room full of people?
 

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Sing, definitely. I absolutely don't know how to dance, and I'm a decent enough singer (as long as the song's in my vocal range). Plus I like karaoke, I've pretty much already sung in front of a room full of people.

Would you rather live in the world of Extra! or in Amathae?
 

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Amathae, of course. What are the odds of Exvulnerum actually making its way into your life, compared to the odds of dying in an "accident" as an Extra? Though Amathae is probably far more boring for a 21st century guy like me...

Would you rather be filmed and broadcast live on national television attempting to skateboard in a professional skate park for 30 minutes, or be filmed as the main star of a reality TV show wherein you must spend at least 30 minutes a day practicing to become a professional skateboarder?
 

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I'd rather be on the reality TV. TLC here I come!


Would you rather sleep on a hard bed or sleep on a soft bed
 

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I'd rather be on the reality TV. TLC here I come!


Would you rather sleep on a hard bed or sleep on a soft bed
Hard bed. My old man back needs a firm support.

Oh man, now I have to think of a question.

Would you rather be the host of a True Crime Podcast or the subject of a True Crime Podcast?
 

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Hard bed. My old man back needs a firm support.

Oh man, now I have to think of a question.

Would you rather be the host of a True Crime Podcast or the subject of a True Crime Podcast?
Uhhh wow being the host for a podcast seems like a lot of work and I don't feel like doing all that. But my other choice is to be a murderer or be murdered? Uhhhhh............. just murder me.

Would you rather watch 1 minute of your favorite sport and then 59 minutes watching a blank screen OR watch 1 hour of your least favorite sport?
 

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They're all my least favorite since I don't watch sports! So the blanks screen would be preferable.

Would you rather have spicy or sweet BBQ sauce
 

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They're all my least favorite since I don't watch sports! So the blanks screen would be preferable.

Would you rather have spicy or sweet BBQ sauce
I LIKE SWEET. I LIKE SPICY MORE. BUT THE BEST IS SWEET AND SPICY TOGETHER.

W.Y.R. Ice cream for breakfast or breakfast for dinner?
 

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I LIKE SWEET. I LIKE SPICY MORE. BUT THE BEST IS SWEET AND SPICY TOGETHER.

W.Y.R. Ice cream for breakfast or breakfast for dinner?
Most of these are choose the lesser of these two bad things, but this one seems like 2 nice things (I include the BBQ sauce in the two bad things selection, but that's a personal taste issue).

I think, on balance, I'd go breakfast for dinner because that's much more versatile. I would be happy with ice-cream for breakfast (although less and less so as we get into winter, it's still quite warm in the autumn at the moment). Breakfast for dinner could be anything from toast to cereal to porridge to a full massive fry up, to pancakes.

All of that justification was to try to help me thing of a good question and it didn't work because here we are still stalling.

Would you rather be able to: Swim like a dolphin, run like a cheetah or fly like an eagle?
 

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My ponysona is a pegasus, my fursona has wings, I was playing XPlane (a flight simulator) at 13 (iirc), I had my own (flying) model plane at 16, I'm in the Air & Space Force, and I just spent the afternoon at the local aeronautics museum.
I think you can guess what I'd choose x)

WYR drive a fast car slow, or a slow car fast?
 

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My ponysona is a pegasus, my fursona has wings, I was playing XPlane (a flight simulator) at 13 (iirc), I had my own (flying) model plane at 16, I'm in the Air & Space Force, and I just spent the afternoon at the local aeronautics museum.
I think you can guess what I'd choose x)

WYR drive a fast car slow, or a slow car fast?
SLOW CAR FAST SLOW CAR FAST
I'LL BE QUEEN OF THE GOLF COURSE IN MY TINY GOLF CART AND PEOPLE WILL FEAR MY VELOCITY

(In real life I just drive my slow car slow. lol)

Would you rather be invisible for a week or invisible for ten years?
 

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SLOW CAR FAST SLOW CAR FAST
I'LL BE QUEEN OF THE GOLF COURSE IN MY TINY GOLF CART AND PEOPLE WILL FEAR MY VELOCITY

(In real life I just drive my slow car slow. lol)

Would you rather be invisible for a week or invisible for ten years?
A week is long enough to cause all the chaos I wish to cause.

Would you rather be stuck in the world of your favorite game or your favorite movie for 24 hours?
 

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Movie, especially if you can guarantee that it's on a day when Sex-Bob Omb are doing a show. (Presumably I get moved to where the movie takes place right? It'd suck if I was in the movie world, but still in Britain so it was basically just the same as always).

Would you rather mow the lawn, vacuum the floors of clean the bathrooms?
 
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