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I wrote a “fun” little story recently and I don’t really have anywhere to put it, so here you go!
Very loosely based on a conversation I had last weekend.
 
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I looked at my past conversation history and found this scenario idea:

So there is this guy.
He has ear tunnels.
He doesn't want the tunnels to be empty.
He wants to have something cool inserted.
He wants to be super fashionable.
He has a brilliant idea.
He inserts clocks in the tunnels.
Stylish and practical.
But he failed to realize one thing.
To check the time he has to look in the mirror.
But the mirror reflects the clocks so that left is right and right is left.
He looks at the clock in the mirror.
He sees 5:40 AM
But actually it's 6:20 AM
He is late for work.
THE END
 

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I looked at my past conversation history and found this scenario idea:

So there is this guy.
He has ear tunnels.
He doesn't want the tunnels to be empty.
He wants to have something cool inserted.
He wants to be super fashionable.
He has a brilliant idea.
He inserts clocks in the tunnels.
Stylish and practical.
But he failed to realize one thing.
To check the time he has to look in the mirror.
But the mirror reflects the clocks so that left is right and right is left.
He looks at the clock in the mirror.
He sees 5:40 AM
But actually it's 6:20 AM
He is late for work.
THE END
Wait, wait, wait.., are tunnels the name for those giant gaps people make in their earlobe by inserting increasingly large spacers? Cos initially I was think just the earhole itself since that's the most tunnell-y but that would just name you deaf and thus did not seem advisable.
 

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I looked at my past conversation history and found this scenario idea:

So there is this guy.
He has ear tunnels.
He doesn't want the tunnels to be empty.
He wants to have something cool inserted.
He wants to be super fashionable.
He has a brilliant idea.
He inserts clocks in the tunnels.
Stylish and practical.
But he failed to realize one thing.
To check the time he has to look in the mirror.
But the mirror reflects the clocks so that left is right and right is left.
He looks at the clock in the mirror.
He sees 5:40 AM
But actually it's 6:20 AM
He is late for work.
THE END
THIS IS ART
 

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BROSKIS I MADE IT INTO MY FIRST ACCOUNT! THIS IS WHERE MY ENTIRE INTERNET CAREER BEGAN WOOOOOO I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET INTO THIS THING FOR LIKE TEN YEARS WITH NO SUCCESS UNTIL TODAY YESSSSSSSSSS
 

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BROSKIS I MADE IT INTO MY FIRST ACCOUNT! THIS IS WHERE MY ENTIRE INTERNET CAREER BEGAN WOOOOOO I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET INTO THIS THING FOR LIKE TEN YEARS WITH NO SUCCESS UNTIL TODAY YESSSSSSSSSS
oops I meant to post this as a follow up to my I'm Excited post but I was too excited to post in the right thread
 

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Waait a second, the dates of "Started Playing" don't match up to how I thought one was first and the other one was second :normanheadscratch: I guess I had it backwards. Awkward.
 

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My account should be way older that it's marked too. Dunno when or why that got reset.
 
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Today I got inspired and I have an idea for another t shirt to paint!
I just finished making the template for it.

But I will not start painting now because it's late.
And I don't know when I will find time for it because in the weekend I have another thing to do
because I got another inspiration for something ambitious to make until next wednesday.
If I manage to do it, it will be great!
but if not, I will probably never admit what it was supposed to be.

But at least I will paint the t shirt regardless of which scenario happens.
 
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Looking back at a situation from a week ago,
I see now a different interpretation of what happened, which I did not see at that time.
But I'm not sure.
And I feel silly.
I would like to confirm with someone if it makes sense what I think.
But at the same time I don't want to post it where everyone on the internet can read :/
Maybe I'll talk with my sisters.
Maybe they are better at understanding people than me.
When I asked my sisters,
and my mother,
all agreed that my interpretation is correct.

This week,
I asked directly one of the people involved.
My interpretation was not correct.
It all happened for a less special reason,
I was just over-interpreting things.

However,
even if that interpretation is wrong,
If I acted according to it anyway
instead of just standing 100% surprised
it would still be beneficial to everyone involved, especially me.

:)
 
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Oftentimes, I get here by clicking on "Forum" on the main website's menu

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But yesterday I changed up the links and order, so I keep clicking "About" by accident since that's where Forum used to be.
 
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Oftentimes, I get here by clicking on "Forum" on the main website's menu
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So we are opposites,
I go to Exvulnerum by clicking "Exvulnerum.com" here, on Cresnov:
Is it normal that when I want to read Extra!
first I type "cresnov.com" in address bar to go to Cresnov,
then I click the link to go to Exvulnerum,
then I click the banner to go to Extra!
instead of just typing "extra-comic.com"
?
 

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i just go here by clicking my lil button on my bookmark bar

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I didn't even realize there was an option on cresnov to visit Exvulnerum site....I will now be using this....
 
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