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"HOO BOY, YER FINALLY AWAKE!! THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE A GONER, LIKE SOME OF THOSE OTHER DUDES WHO HAVEN'T MOVED SINCE BEFORE THE BIG SLEEP." SECRET LEE pauses, perhaps out of respect for those Dudes lost to the ravages of time. "YA WOKE UP JUST IN TIME, MATTER O' FACT. I'M ABOUT TO GET ME MY VERY FIRST G! SECRET G IN DA HIZZOUSE!" Again, not an ounce of self-consciousness, despite the bizarre mismatch of outdated street slang being chirped at max volume by a tiny brown bird inside of a TOILET PAPER ROLL.Colors and life suddenly return into Dudorsalina as she inhales sharply, neighing and shaking her head.
Then, in a strangely high-pitched voice, she says, "Uhh... what just happenned?"
SECRET LEE pauses again, tilting his head as if trying to remember something. "PARDON ME ASKING, BUT DIDN'T YER VOICE USED TO BE A LI'L... HUSKIER?" he asks DUDORSALINA, trying to strike up a conversation.