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MOSS(LESS) BOSS ROSS loses all MOSS!GOOBERFISH tries to burble an explanation, but thanks to the mass of MOSS in his mouth, all that comes out is, "MMPHH MMOFF MM MMAWMMY!" Before anyone can protest, he tilts his head back and swallows the whole lot!
GOOBERFISH has consumed ALL (?) of MOSS BOSS ROSS's MOSS!
"...Oh," said the dorky llama.
"...Is there any way to remove the title without ttransfer?"
MOSSLESS BOSS ROSS makes no sign of having heard either Dude's questions. Instead, he simply stares at GOOBERFISH, dumbstruck, trying to process what he just witnessed. Several thoughts race through his mind:REF stalks toward MOSS BOSS ROSS, book firmly held in his tail.
"You have become a problem. A plague upon the valley. Moss grows only upon the stagnant, and your destructive whims would leave all Siggy Fields just as still and devoid of life as the rock which anchors you to the ground."
"But I see you no longer have any moss to call your own. You have been stripped of all but a PHANTOM of moss, a mere shadow of the ecological marvel you have abused."
"So I will give you a single opportunity to rethink your actions. What have you accomplished? I can think of nothing apart from senseless murder and thievery. If you do not turn back from the dark path you tread, I will strike you down here and now."
"What say you, MOSSLESS BOSS ROSS?"
@Avidro @Jimothy @X-39Before MOSSLESS BOSS ROSS can finish his thought, GOOBERFISH's gut empties itself straight into the air! A green geyser of gross goop splatters every Dude nearby, including MOSSLESS BOSS ROSS, REF, and BRENT! (ROBERT had wisely been keeping his distance).
The BOOK OF DESTRUCTION with serial number #013 bursts into unholy flames and flies towards MOSSLESS BOSS ROSS, piercing his dudebody and causing instant death!"Allllright then."
REF attacks MOSS BOSS ROSS using the book!
"...Oh dear. That was... sudden. Am I... dead?" MOSSLESSThe BOOK OF DESTRUCTION with serial number #013 bursts into unholy flames and flies towards MOSSLESS BOSS ROSS, piercing his dudebody and causing instant death!
The SACRIFICIAL PHANTOM and all its ARMs disappear!
The BOOK OF DESTRUCTION with serial number #013 is all used up!
MOSSLESS BOSS ROSS loses all M! MOSSLESS BOSS ROSS is now DEAD. MOSSLESS BOSS ROSS can no longer FIGHT, ARTIFICIALLY HYBRIDIZE, or be TRADED, but MOSSLESS BOSS ROSS can still INTERACT.
The GREAT VOICE ABOVE speaks within ROSS's tormented soul, offering him the choice of a lifetime. ROSS knew the damage he had done; he knew that forgiveness was nearly unthinkable. Especially from the only Siggy Dude from which it truly mattered. The thought of losing ROBERT as a friend... that possibility terrified him more than anything.MOSSLESS BOSS ROSS has 13 CJ. Will MOSSLESS BOSS ROSS spend all CJ to revive as a COLORLESS ZOMDUDE?
"WELL DON'T THAT BEAT ALL! WAKE UP, DUDORSALINA! WE'RE RICH!!" SECRET LEE does a little dance of happiness, gyrating his body in such a way that the whole TOILET PAPER ROLL wobbles in circles on its outer edge, like a top just before it stops spinning.@Avidro
SECRET LEE wins the RANDOM DRAWING for PALLAND's dropped 5M!
SECRET LEE now has 11 M! Would @Avidro like to exchange 10 M for...?
A) A point in any stat.
B) A slim, organic carapace to allow abandonment of the PROTECTIVE TOILET PAPER (-1 MOSS)
C) Save the M and spend it later.