Siggy Dudes RETURN

[chaosenjoyer]

JERMA elects to WALK up to CHUNGLES and STARE MENACINGLY

CHUNGLES is very intimidated. He takes a couple of steps backward and curls into a DEFENSIVE BALL.

 

[Oegyein]

CHUNGLES is very intimidated. He takes a couple of steps backward and curls into a DEFENSIVE BALL.

JERMA pokes the ball.

JERMA commences to smear honey on it.

 

[chaosenjoyer]

JERMA pokes the ball.

JERMA commences to smear honey on it.

CHUNGLES begins to quiver in fear.

 

[chaosenjoyer]

IGGIS sees JERMA harassing CHUNGLES and is filled with anger. He briefly ceases pestering the UNHINGED CORPORATE MASCOT and initiates combat with JERMA!

 

[Rateus]

Ruh roh.

 

[Oegyein]

JERMA pulls out his Colt 44!

*cough* I mean... JERMA takes a defensive stance!

 

[chaosenjoyer]

JERMA pulls out his Colt 44!

*cough* I mean... JERMA takes a defensive stance!

CHUNGLES sees an opportunity to escape and rolls away quickly, leaving a small trail of honey behind him.

 

[Oegyein]

CHUNGLES sees an opportunity to escape and rolls away quickly, leaving a small trail of honey behind him.

JERMA FOLLOWS THE TRAIL.

HE NO LONGER SEEKS HONEY. HE SEEKS BLOOD.

 

[chaosenjoyer]

IGGIS suddenly remembers something. He waits until Jerma is out of earshot, then, with an evil grin, he informs the UNHINGED CORPORATE MASCOT that JERMA has a COUNTERFEIT WENDY'S COUPON.

 

[Oegyein]

JERMA begins chasing CHUNGLES, unaware of his COUNTERFEIT COUPON

 

[Knightfall22]

JERMA elects to WALK up to CHUNGLES and STARE MENACINGLY

Don't fall for his taunts!

 

[chaosenjoyer]

Don't fall for his taunts!

Oh, it's far too late for that, buddy!

 

[Avidro]

IGGIS sees JERMA harassing CHUNGLES and is filled with anger. He briefly ceases pestering the UNHINGED CORPORATE MASCOT and initiates combat with JERMA!

Battle initiated! The result will be determined by each siggy dude's STATS and a RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR.

AGGRESSOR: IGGIS (record: 0-2)
DEFENDER: JERMA (record: 0-0)

IGGIS slaps JERMA in the face with his tail fin. However, JERMA's defensive stance renders the attack useless.

The battle ends in a draw.

IGGIS suddenly remembers something. He waits until Jerma is out of earshot, then, with an evil grin, he informs the UNHINGED CORPORATE MASCOT that JERMA has a COUNTERFEIT WENDY'S COUPON.

Oddly, IGGIS' fabricated provocation does not seem to incite the MASCOT's wrath as hoped. She does calm down a smidge upon seeing IGGIS slap JERMA in defense of CHUNGLES, however.

 

[Rateus]

Tie game? LET'S TEAR THIS PLACE APART!!!

 

[chaosenjoyer]

IGGIS notices the UNHINGED CORPORATE MASCOT calming down and has a flash of inspiration. In a hurried whisper to JERMA, IGGIS explains his plan to ARTIFICIALLY HYBRIDIZE with the UNHINGED CORPORATE MASCOT. He asks if JERMA would be willing to let him "win" a dramatic yet fake battle in order to hopefully calm down the UNHINGED CORPORATE MASCOT a little bit more.

 

[Oegyein]

IGGIS notices the UNHINGED CORPORATE MASCOT calming down and has a flash of inspiration. In a hurried whisper to JERMA, IGGIS explains his plan to ARTIFICIALLY HYBRIDIZE with the UNHINGED CORPORATE MASCOT. He asks if JERMA would be willing to let him "win" a dramatic yet fake battle in order to hopefully calm down the UNHINGED CORPORATE MASCOT a little bit more.

JERMA is not a charitable rat, but he is a negotiable one. He wishes to initiate a shakedown trade, requesting to peruse IGGIS's wares.

 

[chaosenjoyer]

JERMA is not a charitable rat, but he is a negotiable one. He wishes to initiate a shakedown trade, requesting to peruse IGGIS's wares.

IGGIS is not entirely sure what his wares are, but he's willing to let JERMA take a look regardless.

 

[Avidro]

In unrelated news, IGGIS wins the drawing for his lost 7 M (again) (by default (again))!

 

[chaosenjoyer]

IGGIS offers the 7M to JERMA in return for his assistance

 

[Avidro]

IGGIS offers the 7M to JERMA in return for his assistance

Unfortunately, the RULES state that you cannot roleplay in such a way that would change your Siggy Dude's STATS.

In other words, you would need to initiate COMBAT in order to "exchange" M -- but remember, doing so comes with the risk of death for the aggressor!