Battle initiated! The result will be determined by each siggy dude's STATS and a RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR.IGGIS sees JERMA harassing CHUNGLES and is filled with anger. He briefly ceases pestering the UNHINGED CORPORATE MASCOT and initiates combat with JERMA!
IGGIS suddenly remembers something. He waits until Jerma is out of earshot, then, with an evil grin, he informs the UNHINGED CORPORATE MASCOT that JERMA has a COUNTERFEIT WENDY'S COUPON.
Oddly, IGGIS' fabricated provocation does not seem to incite the MASCOT's wrath as hoped. She does calm down a smidge upon seeing IGGIS slap JERMA in defense of CHUNGLES, however.Wendy's wisdom said:
JERMA is not a charitable rat, but he is a negotiable one. He wishes to initiate aIGGIS notices the UNHINGED CORPORATE MASCOT calming down and has a flash of inspiration. In a hurried whisper to JERMA, IGGIS explains his plan to ARTIFICIALLY HYBRIDIZE with the UNHINGED CORPORATE MASCOT. He asks if JERMA would be willing to let him "win" a dramatic yet fake battle in order to hopefully calm down the UNHINGED CORPORATE MASCOT a little bit more.
Unfortunately, the RULES state that you cannot roleplay in such a way that would change your Siggy Dude's STATS.IGGIS offers the 7M to JERMA in return for his assistance