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Avidro

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Since I'm so hyped about being Postmaster Sergeant, I'm offering this BBCode to the members of the 1st Post Battalion to wear in their signatures as a badge of honor, if they so choose!
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[CENTER][URL='https://cresnov.com/threads/postmaster.463/post-21925'][FONT=courier new][B][SIZE=5]MEMBER OF THE 1ST POST BATTALION[/SIZE]
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If you're really into the idea, you can even select a rank or title for yourself, so long as it does not violate the implied chain of command. Any of the following ranks and insignias are automatically acceptable; anything else must be approved with me, as the acting Postmaster Sergeant.
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TheJLT

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:< I feel like someone who is the king of the abandoned castle...
 

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:< I feel like someone who is the king of the abandoned castle...
Rally the troops! Postmaster Sergeant of the 2nd Post Battalion can be yours with some strategic forethought and a trusty crew of companions at your back! :semicolondee:
 

Oegyein

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I wanna be a colonel! But Colonel Oegyein doesn't sound right. Maybe Something more American, like Sanders.

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Avidro

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I wanna be a colonel! But Colonel Oegyein doesn't sound right. Maybe Something more American, like Sanders.

:amberapproves:
Colonel is a commissioned officer rank and is apparently head of a larger unit than a Master Sergeant. So, I don't think you being one makes sense in this fictional battalion of ours, unless we abandon any resemblance to reality. 🤔

Unless... Colonel Sanders... Hey, how about you be our Fried Chicken Specialist! Army cooks are apparently a thing! :D
 

TheJLT

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Did you know that army cooks are the lowest rank... that is where they put the dumb and the bad ones... Are you suggesting something?
 

Oegyein

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Did you know that army cooks are the lowest rank... that is where they put the dumb and the bad ones... Are you suggesting something?
ಠ_ಠ
 

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Did you know that army cooks are the lowest rank... that is where they put the dumb and the bad ones... Are you suggesting something?
That's not true of the British or Australian army. The latter still has a separate catering corps (AACC), and the former have been absorbed into the Royal Logistics Corps. In order to be considered for the role you need physical fitness levels above that of a standard infantryman. That and they produce some impressive chefs.
 

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Oegyein

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A brit saying meanwhile?

Are you secretly Tomska?
 
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Oegyein

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Fixed it. My autocorrect is a nightmare.
 
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