I'm Sick

[Oegyein]

Just thought it would be appropriate to create a thread for people to complain about getting sick. For entertainment purposes, I implore you to also include some kind of wacky shenanigan that has come out of your illness too.

 

[Oegyein]

I'm super sick rn, but when I tried to change into comfortable around-the-house clothes, I realized my only clean sweatpants were ones I made with bleach to look like Gamzee's attire. I am now walking around the house, coughing my lungs up, while dressed like an alien-troll-juggalo, and I could only think of this gem from the epilogues:

 

[Marken]

i feel like i'll be a frequent commenter here...

 

[EstherTb]

I’m stuck between being sick and finding out that I’m allergic to grass pollen! It’s not even Spring! LEAVE ME ALONE ALLERGIES AND LET ME JUST BE SICK

 

[Marken]

...and so early in the school year, too. *~*

 

[Oegyein]

...and so early in the school year, too. *~*

Oh no! What is it? Cold? Fever? Flu? Exvulnerum? Measles?

 

[EstherTb]

Oh no! What is it? Cold? Fever? Flu? Exvulnerum? Measles?

I love how measles is worse than Exvulnerum

 

[Marken]

i think its some kind of flu?

 

[Val]

Ugh, I caught the Con Flu...
10,500 people crammed in a convention center, temperature differences, time differences... much sick.

 

[Oegyein]

I feel like I'm dying ;-;

 

[Zules]

I feel like I'm dying ;-;

Oh no!

 

[BleepBloopBeep]

I feel like I'm dying ;-;

Get well soon

 

[Val]

2020: *starts*
Me: *instantly gets sick*
Well this is off to a fantastic start...

 

[Rue]

Guess I probably caught whatever my BFs sister has right now... I've officially begun coughing, have a scratchy throat, a bit of a headache and I threw up in my mouth a little. Welp. I have to work 2 more days but then I get a whopping 5 off in a row

 

[Rue]

Actually begging for help because tonight I was coughing so hard it made me throw up.
I think part of the reason is because I've been pretty dehydrated for the past week, so my goal tomorrow is to drink more water & hot tea... hopefully itll help this crazy post nasal drip.

PS: It's almost 2 am and I'm still up cause of the cough.... the day after tomorrow I'm supposed to be at work at 4 am. I am going to suffer.

 

[BleepBloopBeep]

@Rue try adding honey to your tea, it helps sooth the throat, and lemon helps with the airways.

 

[Zules]

Actually begging for help because tonight I was coughing so hard it made me throw up.
I think part of the reason is because I've been pretty dehydrated for the past week, so my goal tomorrow is to drink more water & hot tea... hopefully itll help this crazy post nasal drip.

PS: It's almost 2 am and I'm still up cause of the cough.... the day after tomorrow I'm supposed to be at work at 4 am. I am going to suffer.

Definitely stay hydrated!!! What medicines are you taking?

I second the honey (raw honey is best, I think?) and lemon. Ginger also helps me.

 

[Rue]

@BleepBloopBeep
@Zules (Somehow my autocorrect changed it to... Paul )

I already add honey to my tea for taste anyway so I'll see about lemon too, thanks!
Tried this ginger tea my BFs mom gave me and... it's too nasty I cant drink it

I'd been taking robitussin the past few days for my cough but I dug around my medicine drawer and found some mucinex, so I'm gonna see if that helps today.

Whenever I get a cough I always get like a BAD cough. Lasts for like 6-8 weeks. My cough sounds like I'm actually a chain-smoking seal disguised as a human.

 

[Zules]

@BleepBloopBeep
@Zules (Somehow my autocorrect changed it to... Paul )

I already add honey to my tea for taste anyway so I'll see about lemon too, thanks!
Tried this ginger tea my BFs mom gave me and... it's too nasty I cant drink it

I'd been taking robitussin the past few days for my cough but I dug around my medicine drawer and found some mucinex, so I'm gonna see if that helps today.

Whenever I get a cough I always get like a BAD cough. Lasts for like 6-8 weeks. My cough sounds like I'm actually a chain-smoking seal disguised as a human.

Mucinex + a lot of water is how I usually get over a lingering cough. Make sure you're actually spitting the junk up so that it doesn't drain back down into your chest.

DRINK THE TEA THO

 

[Deadlock]

I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A THREAD LIKE THIS HAHA
I'm sick with like the worst sore throat in existence and an ulcer on my uvula my nose is blocked up completely and the phlegm is horrible coupled with headache and i'm like half alive half dead but trying to be super high and excited
This leads to me planning to go out with my friends and then just dying the whole time until they drag me back home and i sit at my laptop and go be high online XD