(Forum Game) Wreck-A-Wish

[Delta-v]

Here's an old forum game that's been pretty popular:

Poster A posts a wish (e.g. I wish I could fly)

Poster B grants that wish in a way that totally ruins it (e.g. Your wish is granted: you have the ability to fly at Mach I. Your clothing, however does not.)

Poster B then posts a wish (I wish I had a sports car.)

Next poster (Granted: But the real owner and the police are looking for it.)

Funny answers are preferred, and wishes can be re-used as often as you want.

Ready?

I wish I had $1,000,000.

 

[TheJLT]

Next poster: You now have a bank loan of $1,000,000 and the interest doubles every second.

 

[Delta-v]

Heh, I messed up the instructions a bit. You don't need the words "Next poster", just post.

And you forgot to post your wish.

Oh, and that was a very good response. ^^

 

[TheJLT]

I wish for the best sandwich in the world.

 

[EstherTb]

Wish granted, but it gives you indigestion.

I wish I was my avatar

 

[TheJLT]

Then its not the best sandwich... I wanted the BEST one.

 

[Delta-v]

Granted: Unfortunately, while checking out your ancestors, you accidentally run over your grandfather, and your father (and therefore, you) never gets born.

I wish I had X-ray vision.

 

[EstherTb]

Ok then, It's the best sandwich in the way it's the healthiest. Healthy doesn't mean tasty.

I wish I was my avatar

 

[TheJLT]

You become your avatar.. but a two dimensional creature in a three dimensional world lasts less than a Planck time. You were ripped apart by the third dimention.

 

[Delta-v]

Granted: You spend the rest of your life looking out from a monitor screen.

I wish I had big muscles.

 

[TheJLT]

um oops we both answered. granted but your bones did not become big and your heart was too big for your ribs and was crushed... you die of heart failure

I wish I could shrink myself

 

[Delta-v]

You become your avatar.. but a two dimensional creature in a three dimensional world lasts less than a Planck time. You were ripped apart by the third dimention.

Don't forget to post your wish

 

[Delta-v]

Heh, I'm bowing out for now. Have fun guys. ^^

 

[TheJLT]

@Delta-v Wish granted. You now have X-ray vision. You can see through a lot of things... you are blinded by the suns radiation.


I wish I could have all the Exvulnerum comics

 

[Avidro]

Please remember to post a wish for the next person to grant!

 

[Delta-v]

Let's restart:

I wish I had claws like a cat.

 

[TheJLT]

Granted. You are now a lion in Africa that is starving and dying of dehydration... also there is a pack of hyenas after you.


Wish I could fly

 

[X-39]

Granted. You are now a moth in a lightbulb warehouse (they're all kept on for some reason).
I wish I had a million dollars in secure stock.

 

[TheJLT]

Granted but the businesses you invested in go bankrupt all at once.


Wish I had a car.

 

[Avidro]

Granted, but your car can only drive in reverse.

I wish I had a portal gun.