(Forum Game) Wreck-A-Wish

Delta-v

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Here's an old forum game that's been pretty popular:

Poster A posts a wish (e.g. I wish I could fly)

Poster B grants that wish in a way that totally ruins it (e.g. Your wish is granted: you have the ability to fly at Mach I. Your clothing, however does not.)

Poster B then posts a wish (I wish I had a sports car.)

Next poster (Granted: But the real owner and the police are looking for it.)

Funny answers are preferred, and wishes can be re-used as often as you want. :)

Ready?

I wish I had $1,000,000.
 

TheJLT

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Next poster: You now have a bank loan of $1,000,000 and the interest doubles every second.
 

Delta-v

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Heh, I messed up the instructions a bit. You don't need the words "Next poster", just post. :oops:

And you forgot to post your wish. :)

Oh, and that was a very good response. ^^
 

TheJLT

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I wish for the best sandwich in the world.
 

EstherTb

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Wish granted, but it gives you indigestion.:feelingsick:

I wish I was my avatar:(
 

TheJLT

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Then its not the best sandwich... I wanted the BEST one.
 

Delta-v

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Granted: Unfortunately, while checking out your ancestors, you accidentally run over your grandfather, and your father (and therefore, you) never gets born.

I wish I had X-ray vision.
 

EstherTb

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Ok then, It's the best sandwich in the way it's the healthiest. Healthy doesn't mean tasty.

I wish I was my avatar:(
 

TheJLT

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You become your avatar.. but a two dimensional creature in a three dimensional world lasts less than a Planck time. You were ripped apart by the third dimention.
 

Delta-v

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Granted: You spend the rest of your life looking out from a monitor screen.

I wish I had big muscles.
 

TheJLT

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um oops we both answered. granted but your bones did not become big and your heart was too big for your ribs and was crushed... you die of heart failure

I wish I could shrink myself
 

Delta-v

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You become your avatar.. but a two dimensional creature in a three dimensional world lasts less than a Planck time. You were ripped apart by the third dimention.
Don't forget to post your wish :)
 

TheJLT

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@Delta-v Wish granted. You now have X-ray vision. You can see through a lot of things... you are blinded by the suns radiation.


I wish I could have all the Exvulnerum comics
 
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Avidro

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Please remember to post a wish for the next person to grant!
 

TheJLT

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Granted. You are now a lion in Africa that is starving and dying of dehydration... also there is a pack of hyenas after you.


Wish I could fly
 

X-39

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Granted. You are now a moth in a lightbulb warehouse (they're all kept on for some reason).
I wish I had a million dollars in secure stock.
 

TheJLT

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Granted but the businesses you invested in go bankrupt all at once.


Wish I had a car.
 

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