Exvulnerum THE PHYSICAL BOOK??

[Oegyein]

!!! I HEAR A TRUCK !!!
...........
...it's a garbage truck

 

[BleepBloopBeep]

I don't remember one of those in the convoy. I do remember a Kenworth pulling logs, a cabover Pete' with a reefer on, a Jimmy haulin' hoggs, a Chartreuse microbus, and a suicide jockey hauling dynamite (he needs all the help he can get).

 

[Zules]

@Avidro checking out the new proof copy (cat shown for size comparison)

 

[Oegyein]

@Avidro checking out the new proof copy (cat shown for size comparison)
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the BRICC is THICC

 

[Val]

@Avidro checking out the new proof copy (cat shown for size comparison)
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Damn, THICC!
The book is quite big too.

 

[Zules]

Spoiler: THICC

 

[Oegyein]

@Avidro looks like he's about to sit us around the fireplace and read us a Christmas story

 

[Rateus]

@Avidro checking out the new proof copy (cat shown for size comparison)
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PIZZA HYPE!!!

 

[Zules]

THE BRICK DEMANDS SACRIFICE

The brick demands sacrifice from:

• One person residing in the UK
• One person residing in Australia
• One person residing in California

Will you sacrifice your time for the sake of the brick? I would need you to:

• Provide me your shipping address (Minors: you must have your guardian's permission)
• Read carefully through every page of the brick (653 pages)
• Write down any and every error you see (printing errors, formatting errors, typos, damage, etc.) and send me your report along with relevant photos
• Send me a photo of the last interior page of the book (which contains information about the printing location and lot number)
• Post a selfie here with you and the brick for hype (you can blur or obscure your face if you want)
• Complete these tasks within roughly 1 week after receiving the brick

In exchange, you will receive:

• One free brick! NOT a finalized version, but an advance copy that may contain errors and issues. It's still a cool brick tho.

Sorry that I'm geo-limiting this offer, but I need to evaluate certain printing locations, and I need you to live close enough to those locations that the shipping is completed ASAP because we gotta get this brick MOVIN'.

Anyway, post here or private message me. In case multiple people from the same region want to participate, I'll tiebreak with oldest Cresnov registration date.

 

[Zules]

@Avidro is funding these free copies with pizza delivery money

 

[Rateus]

THE BRICK DEMANDS SACRIFICE

The brick demands sacrifice from:

• One person residing in the UK
• One person residing in Australia
• One person residing in California

Will you sacrifice your time for the sake of the brick? I would need you to:

• Provide me your shipping address (Minors: you must have your guardian's permission)
• Read carefully through every page of the brick (653 pages)
• Write down any and every error you see (printing errors, formatting errors, typos, damage, etc.) and send me your report along with relevant photos
• Send me a photo of the last interior page of the book (which contains information about the printing location and lot number)
• Post a selfie here with you and the brick for hype (you can blur or obscure your face if you want)
• Complete these tasks within roughly 1 week after receiving the brick

In exchange, you will receive:

• One free brick! NOT a finalized version, but an advance copy that may contain errors and issues. It's still a cool brick tho.

Sorry that I'm geo-limiting this offer, but I need to evaluate certain printing locations, and I need you to live close enough to those locations that the shipping is completed ASAP because we gotta get this brick MOVIN'.

Anyway, post here or private message me. In case multiple people from the same region want to participate, I'll tiebreak with oldest Cresnov registration date.

Yes. Details heading to you via DM.

 

[Zules]

@Avidro 's hands were so greasy from pizza that they just slipped and ordered TWO BRICKS set to ship out to Australia and the UK!!!!



The brick is being unleashed upon the earth! What madness will this play upon our gravitational forces?! Is this the beginning of the apocalypse as we know it???

All we know is................ THE BRICK IS THICK.

 

[Avidro]

Damn, THICC!
The book is quite big too.

 

[Val]

NOT YOU! THE CAT!!!

 

[Doc Seibel]

THE BRICK DEMANDS SACRIFICE

The brick demands sacrifice from:

• One person residing in California

I volunteer as tribute!!

 

[Lumension]

I would like a brick like that, stylish brick.

 

[Zules]

I would like a brick like that, stylish brick.

Thank you for saying so!
It's honestly a fun brick
it's honestly a big brick
stylish
chunky
purple angsty brick

 

[Zules]

All sacrifices have been chosen.

UK
Cali
Aus

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Take your bets!!! Which brick will arrive first??

 

[Oegyein]

All sacrifices have been chosen.

UK
Cali
Aus

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Take your bets!!! Which brick will arrive first??

My money's on Cali

 

[Rateus]

@Avidro 's hands were so greasy from pizza that they just slipped and ordered TWO BRICKS set to ship out to Australia and the UK!!!!



The brick is being unleashed upon the earth! What madness will this play upon our gravitational forces?! Is this the beginning of the apocalypse as we know it???

All we know is................ THE BRICK IS THICK.

:-o