Sneeze
Eleven
Baby
Mysterious Carp.
Umm... this carp isn't mine.
He's an accountant with a family. I don't know what he's doing here! Seriously! Why would i steal a carp, you're just acting ridiculous now. I'm like the least likely person to steal a carp, you weirdo. What reason do i have to just steal a carp you are just coming to the weirdest conclusions.
This was surely placed here by the legendary Claudia Carpstealer, who is not me. Why would you think she's me? Stop asking so many questions.