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This is why I don't drink alcohol nor coffeeLast night was my dad's birthday. Had a good time, made a fool of myself, and left in good spirits. Woke up this morning bearing the consequences of overindulgence and had to go to work.
To counter this, I ordered a coffee with 5 extra shots on top of the already one or two espresso shots it comes with. This was now about 6 or 7 shots of espresso in my system.
Halfway through the day, one of my coworkers decides to get an uber eats delivery from one of the gas stations nearby. Dead set on suping me up on liquid energy, he orders me a triple espresso iced coffee.
This is now 9 or 10 shots of espresso in my system. I should mention I've eaten nothing all day.
I don't know what the customers saw, all I know is that their favorite cowboy retail clerk was a little too chipper today. Ever seen Over the Hedge? I was the squirrel. That was me.
I've never felt a bigger caffeine crash. Take it from me, take care of your body.