Doc Seibel gets his 13-year-old daughter to read Exvulnerum

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My daughter, who recently turned 13, has started to read our favorite disturbing webcomic. Here are her reactions for you to read while I start prescreening therapists for the inevitable trauma she's about to endure.
 

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Doc Seibel's Daughter said:
Pg 2
Yes, chikim

Pg 3
Evey kinda looks like Ben 10

Pg 4
I have no idea what's going on with the fire, maybe he's just delusional

Pg 5
Oo purple lady

Pg 6
Yeah, probably delusional

Pg 7
Is she trying to hit on him or something?

Pg 8
Did she...
Just kill....
His dad??

Pg 9
Are we pirates now?

Pg 10
Relatable
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Pg 11
So the monocle guy is like buying the farm

Pg 12
oh.
Also why is there a lock on the coffin, is somebody gonna break in? Steal somebody body?

Pg 13
See, we're on the same page.
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Pg 14
SHOVEL FIGHT
SHOVEL FIGHT
SHOVEL FIGHT
SHOVEL FIGHT

Pg 15
Ohh, so he's alive

Pg 16
How long was that guy down there for??

Pg 17
Guh??

Pg 18
Oh purple lady is back
Wait
Are they gonna have to split that guy in half?
I mean they agreed 50/50 so....

Pg 19
WORD HARD 💯💯💯

Pg 20
Oof, well if I was right about before the flashbacks that purple lady killed his dad, he'd be an orphan sooo, hopefully I was wrong

Pg 21
"Grandma, can you make my sausage links into the word 'disestablishmentarianism' please?"

Pg 22
Okay grandma, chill

Pg 23
I am so confused about the timeline right now

Pg 24
Is his dad like being hunted or something?

Pg 25
My guy have you slept?

pg 26
What is going on, is he gonna die or something?

Pg 27
Is purple lady using mind control or sm?

Pg 28
Time to see if he's an orphan!!! 😁😁😁

Pg 29
OH MY
WELP
I DID *NOT* EXPECT THAT
WAIT I WAS RIGHT??!?!?
Like I thought he might be being hunted or something, and I kind of wondered if he was planning suicide, but I doubted it. I thought it was more likely that somebody was planning to kill him and he knew about it.
Oh and Evey might never even know the reasoning behind it
And I have no idea why he might have done that, that's insane

Pg 30
YESS PURPLE LADY ADVICE COLUMN

Pg 32
Why are his feet going clop clop clop, is he a horse? Like, the red thing he's walking on is a carpet right? Why is him walking that loud? (I may be overanalyzing but whatever)
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Pg 33
I feel like there's some alternate motive for wanting to go "out west"

Pg 34
Is Weston some sort of arranged marriage thing?

Pg 35
I'm gonna guess not

Pg 36
I'm scared to know how bad her writing is.

Pg 37
How did that even work?

Pg 38
Oh boy

Pg 39
The resemblance is uncanny
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"Wait
Are they gonna have to split that guy in half?
I mean they agreed 50/50 so.... "

LMAO! 😂

"Is Weston some sort of arranged marriage thing?" HE WISHES!
 

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I've been sitting on these for way too long, but here you are.

Doc Seibel's Daughter said:
Pg 40
Without his trenchcoat, Evey had to give up his life long dream of becoming a detective and continue with his career in window washing

On the bright side some random guy gets a free coat

Pg 41
Fast and mysterious
Just like Evey's father's death

(I apologize)
As your father, I deeply doubt the sincerity of this apology.

Doc Seibel's Daughter said:
Pg 42
Spot the difference

(Again)
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...
(I may or may not have an obsession with animal crossing)

Pg 43
You're one to talk, you look like a hamster from a children's video game
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Pg 44
Good on Evey, standing up for her

Pg 45
WHWT
I FORGOT HE HAD A GUN
AINT NO WAY IS EVEY *AND* HIS WJOLE FAMILY DEAD

Pg 46
Not the lady just walking away like nothing happened. Bro someone's life just got ended and you're using it as a diversion?

Pg 47
The *instant* change in tone is telling

Pg 48
WHAT
HE DID NOT JUST SURVIVE A SHOT IN THE CHEST
BRO IS SUPERNATURAL

Pg 49
That man running away like he probably does from his problems. Shaking my smh.

Pg 50
How...
How is amber in worse shape than Evey??
Bro is invincible.
Id say he's a vampire but it's clearly sunny

Pg 51
The random guy who got the coat, as mentioned before, decided to pursue his childhood dream of becoming a detective. As Evey gave up on his dream, his dream sparked. His first case: where the actual heck did the bucket and coat come from. And why couldn't he see right now?

Pg 52
Evey is like Deadpool or sm

Wait

DEADPEVEY
💯
💯
💯

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(Once again I am deeply sorry)
Enough with the fake apologies, already!

Doc Seibel's Daughter said:
Pg 54
Watch he's gonna be completely healed just like Deadpool

Deadpevey for the win

Pg 55
Haha told you!!!

Pg 55
Spot the difference
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(Somebody please stop me)
Why would I stop you? This is hilarious?

Doc Seibel's Daughter said:
Pg 56
Amber please don't say you're practicing your journalism.

Pg 57
...
That was somehow worse

Pg 58
She's so real for that
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Pg 59
Evey might be invincible, but I think amber might test that with how much she gets on his nerves

Pg 60
Spot the difference
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(Somebody stop me)

(Please I am begging you)
Absolutely not! I am not depriving the Cresnovian populace of this comic gold, and my word is final!

Doc Seibel's Daughter said:
Pg 61
Here's to hoping she doesn't get herself killed
 

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Doc Seibel's Daughter (DSD)'s comparative humor is now my favorite genre of comedy
 

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I just reread the comic through page 60, and Dzuna hasn't given Evey "the talk" yet, so it's understandable that Doc's daughter was surprised by Evey healing so quickly. Her reactions are quite fun!
 

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Doc Seibel's Daughter said:
pg 62
k i kinda forgot what was happening BUT LETS KEEP GOING NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG RIGHT

anyways starting off strong

although i think ambers brother (idk if they said his name i forgot) has permanently open eyes and derwin has permanently closed eyes
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More character comparisons, back by popular demand!

Doc Seibel's Daughter said:
pg 63
HAHAHA I ALREADY KNEW HOW TO PRONOUNCE HER NAME I HAVE NERDS FOR A FAMILYYYY
She's not wrong.

Doc Seibel's Daughter said:
pg 64
yaya new chapter (i totally remember everything from the first one)
As both a teenage girl AND my own daughter, I find this hard to believe.

Doc Seibel's Daughter said:
pg 65
amber IS the type of person to just buy new clothes instead of washing them isn't she
Aren't we all, if given the chance?

Doc Seibel's Daughter said:
pg 65
GH GHDHDHSHDBDNDN HAHAHAHA OF COURSE
i thought she was really going somewhere
Doc Seibel's Daughter said:
pg 66
okay eevee sensitive much?
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Despite my most valiant efforts, my kids all turned out to be pokemon fans... [sigh]

Doc Seibel's Daughter said:
pg 67
okay he IS sensitive with that SOFT SPOTTTT HAHAHAHA (laugh now please)
Bold of you to think we haven't been laughing at you this whole time.

Doc Seibel's Daughter said:
pg 68
NEVERMIND THAT MEANIE DIDN'T TAKE HER EITH HIM SHE HAD TO STALK HIM HERSELF 😡😡😡
All good things are worth pursuing, don't you think?
 

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