A Thread for Haiku / Let your inspiration flow / Pomeranians

Oegyein

Wanted alien fugitive
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Duality
You are the last girl
I want to hear those words from
Lil miss hypocrite
 

TheJLT

All Know It
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Cognizance
You are the last girl
I want to hear those words from
Lil miss hypocrite
I am offended.
Why would you say Li'l, bro?
It's 2 syllables.
 

Oegyein

Wanted alien fugitive
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Duality
sure sure sure sure sure
Am I the hypocrite here?
No no no no no
I conceded that
I was lazy at the start
I'm at least honest

:3
 

TheJLT

All Know It
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Cognizance
hypocrite
is five syllables my friend
it's sufficient
Hyp-o-crite, my friend?
It clearly is only three.
Try counting again.
 

EstherTb

Goddess of Fire
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Duality
oi oi oi oegyein
this is the highest effort
like this my thoughts are
 

TheJLT

All Know It
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Cognizance
oi oi oi oegyein
this is the highest effort
like this my thoughts are
Please stop this instant!
That ain't even a haiku!
Please use more brain cells. I'm just trying to do this quickly. No offence intended.
 

EstherTb

Goddess of Fire
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Duality
Please stop this instant!
That ain't even a haiku!
Please use more brain cells. I'm just trying to do this quickly. No offence intended.
what exactly is
insulting you in this text?
I am dumbfounded
 

TheJLT

All Know It
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Cognizance
what exactly is
insulting you in this text?
I am dumbfounded
You are, my dear friend.
You are doing it all wrong!
Five, seven, then five!
 

TheJLT

All Know It
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Cognizance

EstherTb

Goddess of Fire
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Duality
pomeranians
is not a sentence either
I think i'll be fine
 

TheJLT

All Know It
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Cognizance
pomeranians
is not a sentence either
I think i'll be fine
Would you kill yourself?
I mean, if other folks did.
Obviously, no!
 

EstherTb

Goddess of Fire
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Duality
Escalation much?
Tis a simple game for us
Not too serious
 

Marken

mostly Axel, sometimes others
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haiku must not be
five, then seven, and then five
by necessity.

modern haikus have
moved beyond the need for such
arbitrary stylings.
 

ShiningEmmy

Claudia
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Cognizance
Haikus were about
nature and beauty but now
they are just random
 
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