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i suddenly realise that my cup is empty, despite not touching it yet.
As suddenly as Marken realizes this, MHM stands to his feet, tosses the BANANANANANANANANA at his recent acquaintance's head, and waddles off, struggling to conceal a roughly bag-of-stolen-drink shaped lump beneath his robes. He mumbles something about flawed magic but otherwise says nothing else as he makes his way toward the exit.
 

Marken

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Yeah, but if it was upside-down, all the drink would have slowly drained out through the table, especially if you hadn't touched it.
yes, but if you look at the original picture of the mug, it is quite clearly open on top
 

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The unicorn jedi awkwardly looked at the drink.
"...o k," he said before taking a sip and looking at the television, which apparently displayed news of two withers wreaking havoc accross several cities, expanding their territories to each other.
Noticeably, one of them had the heads of bees.
 
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EstherTb

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Gel waddles around like a chicken would, looking for more costumers
 

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Unicorn Jedi casually takes another sip from his drink, silently using the force to detect the withers' tragectories.
 

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Unicorn Jedi reaches out with his mind, but is immediately overwhelmed by the cosmic levels of apathy and regret emanating from Norman. Clearly, no Force probe will penetrate this veil until he starts to feel better.
 

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In attempting to escape the floating cranium + hands, with his stolen drink, MHM trips on a purple chicken that has been running around the tavern. He falls flat on his face, spread-eagled on the ground. Evidently, the bag of stolen drink burst as he collided with the ground, creating a puddle-mess underneath him.

Gosh I hope that wasn't carpet.
 

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In attempting to escape the floating cranium + hands, with his stolen drink, MHM trips on a purple chicken that has been running around the tavern. He falls flat on his face, spread-eagled on the ground. Evidently, the bag of stolen drink burst as he collided with the ground, creating a puddle-mess underneath him.

Gosh I hope that wasn't carpet.
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Gel feels like gel on the ground after being tripped over. This will take a minute to recover :uhh:
 
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Norm sighs at the mess and confusion. Just another Tuesday.
 

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Unicorn jedi deliberately attempts to help the chicken up.
Again, just another tuesday.
 

EstherTb

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Attempt successful! The unicorn Jedi uses his hoof to grab her wing. It’s awkward seeing as how neither of them have hands but it’s managed.
 

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Unicorn Jedi casually pats Gel's head before the disturbance in the force starts to build up.
 

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When a pat on the head goes wrong...Thankfully this isn't real life :backupamber:

Gel investigates MHM and finds stolen drink! "You have committed crimes against Ye Olde Bard's Flute and her people, what say you in your defense?"
 

Oegyein

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MHM is unconscious on the ground, incapable of response. A magic elf-lawyer appears before him.

"My client would like to plead the fifth."

He straightens his suit.

"The fifth amendment of Magic-land, of course, stating that all mysteriously robed figures have the right and freedom to do whatever they want"

He pulls out a sheet of legal documentation, clearly written in sharpie, outlining the aforementioned amendment to the Magicland constitution.
 

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The amendment was then destroyed by a bee wither skull.
"I HATE BULLHORN LAWS" said a voice above as Unicorn Jedi drew his pink lightsaber, grumbling.
 

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Norm tiredly swivels his barstool to face the growing conflict. He calls over dejectedly, "Y'know, in the case of Bumblyburg v. Hayes, Judge Browntart ruled that the 5th amendment does not apply to robed actions that are proven to infringe on the rights of other citizens, so..." Norm sighs heavily. "Did you really pass the Magicland bar exam?"
 

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Elf Lawyer sweats nervously, adjusting his fake glasses and clip-on tie.

"O-of course I did!"

Elf Lawyer remembers a string of vague recollections, involving a number of college dorm parties and not studying for the MBE. He remembers the shame of cheating in the exam, hiding his iFairy under the table so it could whisper the answers while the teacher was watching the other direction.
 

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The Bee Wither descends into play, followed closely by a real wither.
The bar Proceeds to descend into chaos.
 

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i have been sitting here quietly, watching the whole thing happen.
i have gotten a new drink, but have not yet touched it.
 

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Norm sighs again. "... you should probably head on home."
 
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