Oegyein

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Pretty sure an RPG has already been done, but I thought it might be nice to have a place with less structure.

So go wild! Your only limit is your imagination!

... And the following rules:
1. no permadeath
2. no op magic or powers
3. no switching to random scenes without context or explanation

and of course, follow the pre-established cresnovian laws.

Want to play a rhino in a pink tutu? maybe you want to hang out with a cyborg Abraham Lincoln for a while on mars. Go for it!
 

Oegyein

King of Autumn
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Making your way in the world today sure does take a lot,
and it would sure help a lot to take a break from all of your adventures and dungeon crawling.
Ye Olde Bard's Flute was not the most popular tavern in the kingdom, but it was the perfect place to go where everybody knew your name.

Unbeknownst to the usual patrons, a new face was about to burst through those doors.
 

Marken

nerd in all the things that you can be a nerd in.
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ROBOHEAD -- enters the battlefield (i can't be knocked down!).png

quite literally, in fact.

[of course oegyein manages to get thread #420]
 
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Marken

nerd in all the things that you can be a nerd in.
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he... gets a drink and hovers next to a table... looking off into space
 

Oegyein

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A mysterious hooded man, who has so far only been watching from a distance, takes a seat across from the newcomer.

"You're the guy Iago sent, right? Half of the money is under your table. I'll pay you back the other half if you take out the mole. I shall think there will be no complications?"

It seems MHM has mistaken you for a mercenary. Perhaps a calm and rational approach would be advised?
 

EstherTb

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Meanwhile in a different part of the tavern a small purple chicken runs around waiting on tables. She stops by a table that just became occupied. "What can I get you?"
queue another jump in
 
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Smiley100P

The only Ace Attorney you need
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a heckin
unicorn jedi
just casually force jumps from the floorboard into the bar. He was pink as heck, had a flowing blue mane, wielded an also blue lightsaber on his side, and wanted a freaking drink.
 

Marken

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Oegyein

King of Autumn
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(the spot below me is supposed to be a shadow, not a cube)
View attachment 635
i explain in a loud and monotone voice: "I KNOW NOONE NAMED 'Iago', AND I DO NOT PLAN ON REMOVING ANY MOLES"
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"Funny guy, eh? Looks like we'll do this the hard way."

He points a BANANANANA threateningly at Marken.

"Feeling lucky, punk?"
 

EstherTb

Goddess of Fire
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a heckin
unicorn jedi
just casually force jumps from the floorboard into the bar. He was pink as heck, had a flowing blue mane, wielded an also blue lightsaber on his side, and wanted a freaking drink.
“So would you like the screaming specialty today sir? We have fresh ingredients!” The purple chicken says in that plucky customerpleasing voice.
I’m going to be out of town all weekend so I won’t be able to draw anything. But I’d love to see your rendition of a pink Jedi unicorn!
 

Avidro

Deimon Master
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This is Taggart Bagwell.

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Taggart Bagwell's tatters sag. Taggart Bagwell's rather sad.

Taggart Bagwell had a bad afternoon. Taggart Bagwell travels to the tavern.

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Meanwhile in a different part of the tavern a small purple chicken runs around waiting on tables. She stops by a table that just became occupied. "What can I get you?"

Taggart Bagwell lacks companions. Taggart Bagwell asks for advice.

641
 

Marken

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@Avidro are you... using a calligraphy pen... to draw the character? :eveyfacepalm:
 

Marken

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a BANANANANA... i thought those were obsolete.png

i am... perplexed by the sentiment, as BANANANANAs have been obsolete as weapons for a while. it's kinda like if you had pulled out a slingshot in almost-modern times. i decide to ignore you until you become a threat.
 

Smiley100P

The only Ace Attorney you need
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“So would you like the screaming specialty today sir? We have fresh ingredients!” The purple chicken says in that plucky customerpleasing voice.
I’m going to be out of town all weekend so I won’t be able to draw anything. But I’d love to see your rendition of a pink Jedi unicorn!
"Screaming specialty?" asked the currently unnamed Pink Jedi Unicorn, "Hit me up!"
 

Marken

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wait-wat.png

CUP!!.png

i suddenly realise that my cup is empty, despite not touching it yet.
 

Jimothy

Rogue Chemist, Supreme Summoner
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This is Norm. Everybody knows Norm's name.
 
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Marken

nerd in all the things that you can be a nerd in.
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@Jimothy no, it had some drink in it earlier (check earlier posts)
 

EstherTb

Goddess of Fire
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"Screaming specialty?" asked the currently unnamed Pink Jedi Unicorn, "Hit me up!"
Finally Gel the Lurple Chicken comes out of the kitchen. The mug on her platter screams loudly “SOMEBODY DRINK ME ALREADY”

Gel places the drink on the table next to the unicorn.
 

Jimothy

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@Jimothy no, it had some drink in it earlier (check earlier posts)
Yeah, but if it was upside-down, all the drink would have slowly drained out through the table, especially if you hadn't touched it.
Norm walks in and sits at the bar. "Afternoon, everybody."
 
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