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Oegyein

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I'm like watermelon in a number of ways:

I'm sweet,
cool,

and am filled with red squishy stuff that goes everywhere when you hit me with a hammer.
 

ShiningEmmy

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I'm like watermelon in a number of ways:

I'm sweet,
cool,

and am filled with red squishy stuff that goes everywhere when you hit me with a hammer.
And you're green on the outside
 

Zules

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😂
 

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TheJLT

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You know.... I remember when I was working at McDonalds and the deal that was happening around the end of the first 1/3 of November. It was the chicken tenders covered in sauce deal..... I remember very clearly that there was a "motto" for the deal that went "Don't forget the fork.", and I, noticing the date and having an amazing sense of humor, immediately found a terribly awesome pun. Since I was the best customer service worker besides the manager..... well.... actually I might be selling myself short..... anyway...... I was in charge of handing out the food. And every day before the 11th I had to say "Don't forget the fork." to every customer I had to give the food to. But on the 11th, I finally put into action the idea that had been going though my head. Instead of the usual, I stated very plainly and without hesitation "Never forket" to every customer I could. Sadly the power went out 30 mins after I started my shift... and the best reaction I got was someone looking at me sideways with a look of concern when they thought I wasn't looking.

-Said from the Point of view of a suspected idiot who doesn't know that he is actually a terrible customer service representative.
 
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You know.... I remember when I was working at McDonalds and the deal that was happening around the end of the first 1/3 of November. It was the chicken tenders covered in sauce deal..... I remember very clearly that there was a "motto" for the deal that went "Don't forget the fork.", and I, noticing the date and having an amazing sense of humor, immediately found a terribly awesome pun. Since I was the best customer service worker besides the manager..... well.... actually I might be selling myself short..... anyway...... I was in charge of handing out the food. And every day before the 11th I had to say "Don't forget the fork." to every customer I had to give the food to. But on the 11th, I finally put into action the idea that had been going though my head. Instead of the usual, I stated very plainly and without hesitation "Never forket" to every customer I could. Sadly the power went out 30 mins after I started my shift... and the best reaction I got was someone looking at me sideways with a look of concern when they thought I wasn't looking.

-Said from the Point of view of a suspected idiot who doesn't know that he is actually a terrible customer service representative.
How much did the chicken tenders deal cost? This post is worth at least 5x that.
 

TheJLT

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How much did the chicken tenders deal cost? This post is worth at least 5x that.
I believe it was 6 dollars for a 4 piece, 9 dollars for a 6 piece, and 12 dollars for an 8 piece. The medium meal added 3 dollars to the total, and the large meal added 5 dollars. It did come with the Buy 6 get a medium fry free, though.
 

Rue

All Your Base Are Belong To Us
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The Summoned

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What about a $1 coffee? Would that do the trick for you?
 
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Jimothy

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Hey Zules, how many months does making this get me?
 

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Hey Zules, how many months does making this get me?
Hahaha that was really well-edited; have 2 months here, on the house
 

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I just remembered. I'm in debt by about 7 months.
 
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