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FYI, You pee on a jellyfish sting, not on a jelly stain.

My apologies to the lady at the WaffleHouse.
 

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I worked all winter building a big igloo for myself.

My friends threw me a housewarming party.

Now I'm homeless...
 

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Written on the inside of a toilet stall door:

Beware of limbo dancers!
 
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Rue

All Your Base Are Belong To Us
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I understand if you ban me now
 

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I got tripped up, going a bit too fast according to a local gendarme.

He said "I've been waiting all day for you!"

I replied "I got here as fast as I could."

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What is a housecat's favorite breakfast food?

Mice Krispys!
 

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This Time I'm "Spooky".
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This could easily devolve into the "Department of Redundancy Department"

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Cosmos
When you empty a vacuum cleaner
you become the vacuum cleaner
 
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