$1 worth of entertainment for Zules

[Apricity]

FYI, You pee on a jellyfish sting, not on a jelly stain.

My apologies to the lady at the WaffleHouse.

 

[Zules]

FYI, You pee on a jellyfish sting, not on a jelly stain.

My apologies to the lady at the WaffleHouse.

Aww man I snort-laughed

 

[Apricity]

 

[Zules]

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[Apricity]

I worked all winter building a big igloo for myself.

My friends threw me a housewarming party.

Now I'm homeless...

 

[Apricity]

Written on the inside of a toilet stall door:

Beware of limbo dancers!

 

[Zules]

These are really good! Dollars are raining down!

 

[Rue]

Spoiler: WARNING - Delightfully cursed furbies

I understand if you ban me now

 

[Zules]

 

[Apricity]

I got tripped up, going a bit too fast according to a local gendarme.

He said "I've been waiting all day for you!"

I replied "I got here as fast as I could."

A

 

[Apricity]

What is a housecat's favorite breakfast food?

Mice Krispys!

 

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[Apricity]

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

 

[Apricity]

 

[TheJLT]

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Ever heard of the term "domestic terrorism"? Yeah. Just thought that that would be a nice segue.

 

[Apricity]

This could easily devolve into the "Department of Redundancy Department"

A

 

[chaosenjoyer]

When you empty a vacuum cleaner
you become the vacuum cleaner

 

[Apricity]

That sucks...

If it works right.