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TheJLT

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Oegyein

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I like this new member. Can we keep it?
 

Apricity

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A telemarketer was working late on a Friday nite, worried that he wasn't going to take home much $ this week.

So another cold call was dialed, it rang a few times, and a tiny voice whispered "hello".

Whose's this? The tiny voice replied "This is Johnny".

Say Johnny, is your daddy there? "yes".

Can I talk to him? "No, he's busy".

Is your mommy there? "Yes".

Can I talk to her? "No, she's busy".

Well, is there another adult there? "yes, there is a policeman here".

He thinks, what the hell. Can I talk to him? "No, he's busy.

Well Johnny, what are all these people so busy doing?

"They're looking for me..."
 

Marken

up to 7 trains of thought whirling around at once
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Zules

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Apricity

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This forum is officially bookmarked for my daily reads...

I suffer the addiction happily.

A.
 

Apricity

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A girl I knew bought one of those new 'wireless bras'.

It was most interesting when she got a call...
 

TheJLT

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Oegyein

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Don't have a cow man
 

Apricity

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On my first day in grade school, the teacher said "Why don't you sit down in front?"

I replied I don't bend that way...
 

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Doc Seibel's Failed Business Ventures:

I once tried getting into the glue and adhesive business.
But I just couldn't stick with it.
 
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