$1 worth of entertainment for Zules

[Apricity]

Picture this guy sitting at home, all alone and not too smart.

Siri, why do I have so much trouble with women?

I'm Alexa, ya moron...

 

[Apricity]

If you don't like my personality, I have several more...

 

[TheJLT]

If you don't like my personality, I have several more...

What if i like your personality and want more jokes.

 

[Oegyein]

I like this new member. Can we keep it?

 

[Apricity]

A telemarketer was working late on a Friday nite, worried that he wasn't going to take home much $ this week.

So another cold call was dialed, it rang a few times, and a tiny voice whispered "hello".

Whose's this? The tiny voice replied "This is Johnny".

Say Johnny, is your daddy there? "yes".

Can I talk to him? "No, he's busy".

Is your mommy there? "Yes".

Can I talk to her? "No, she's busy".

Well, is there another adult there? "yes, there is a policeman here".

He thinks, what the hell. Can I talk to him? "No, he's busy.

Well Johnny, what are all these people so busy doing?

"They're looking for me..."

 

[Zules]

"They're looking for me..."

 

[Marken]

If you don't like my personality, I have several more...

~shallie

 

[Rateus]

Have you heard the one about the magic tractor? It went down the lane and turned into a field! ;-p

 

[Zules]

Have you heard the one about the magic tractor? It went down the lane and turned into a field! ;-p

 

[Apricity]

This forum is officially bookmarked for my daily reads...

I suffer the addiction happily.

A.

 

[Apricity]

 

[Apricity]

A girl I knew bought one of those new 'wireless bras'.

It was most interesting when she got a call...

 

[TheJLT]

A girl I knew bought one of those new 'wireless bras'.

It was most interesting when she got a call...

 

[Doc Seibel]

If you don't like my personality, I have several more...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I

 

[Apricity]

 

[TheJLT]

stop having cows.

 

[Oegyein]

Don't have a cow man

 

[Apricity]

On my first day in grade school, the teacher said "Why don't you sit down in front?"

I replied I don't bend that way...

 

[Doc Seibel]

Doc Seibel's Failed Business Ventures:

I once tried getting into the glue and adhesive business.
But I just couldn't stick with it.

 

[Apricity]

How do you make a waterbed bouncier?






Spring water.

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