$1 worth of entertainment for Zules

Rue

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C'mon people let's make this server upgrade worth it


Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are sitting in a bar.
Sylvester Stallone says, “Guys, we should make a movie with the three of us, but I’m all out of ideas at the moment, I’m kind of bored with the standard action flicks.”
Chuck says, “Guys, I’m bored of doing action movies too and I’ve got some ideas but you may not like them.”
Sylvester says, “Let us hear it.”
So Chuck continues, “All right, this may sound silly, but I was actually thinking about doing a movie on great classical composers.”
That’s when Arnold throws himself in the conversation and says, “That sounds like a great idea! Sylvester, you can be Mozart, and Chuck can be Beethoven!”
“And who will you be, Arnold?”
“I’ll be Bach.”
 

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I would pay like 50¢ to hear that joke, so you're halfway there!!!
 
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Where is the capital of Kansas?
0°K 👽
 

Rue

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may I earn my other 50 cents pls :internalstruggle:

 

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Here's my buck's worth:

did some research. Turns out "Cygnus" is also the name of a cargo spacecraft designed by NASA...

May I present to you:

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... it should also be worth noting that the Wikipedia article describes the vessel as "Expendable", much like Cygnus will be once Evey returns and the OTP returns! Tiocfaidh Ar La, Ambevey!
 

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@Oegyein has paid his share of the server costs until Evey returns (when will that be!? oooh mystery)

@EstherTb 's accounts for a nickel since I have not watched any Tiger King (I assume that's Tiger King), sorry Esther
 

Rue

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@EstherTb 's accounts for a nickel since I have not watched any Tiger King (I assume that's Tiger King), sorry Esther
It is Tiger King and I gotta say, it was a wild ride, I absolutely did not expect all the twists and turns that came from that docuseries. It's a train wreck you cant look away from. 😂
 

Val

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It's pun time.

What did the hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on a head!
What's E.T short for? Because he's got little legs!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe dammit, breathe!
What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? An investigator!
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
How does Moses makes tea? Hebrews it!
 

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A chicken walks into a library. It walks to the counter and says to the librarian "Buck", the librarian a little confused hands the chicken a book, and the chicken leaves.
The next day the chicken returns the book to the librarian and says "Buck, buck". The librarian hands the chicken two books, and the chicken leaves.
Again the chicken returns the books the very next day, saying to the librarian "Buck, buck, buck". The librarian hands the chicken three books and finding it odd for a chicken to loan out books at such a rate, decides to follow the chicken home.
Peering through the chickens window the librarian sees a frog, sick propped up in bed. The chicken then offers the frog books one by one, to which the frog responds "Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!"
 

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A chicken walks into a library. It walks to the counter and says to the librarian "Buck", the librarian a little confused hands the chicken a book, and the chicken leaves.
The next day the chicken returns the book to the librarian and says "Buck, buck". The librarian hands the chicken two books, and the chicken leaves.
Again the chicken returns the books the very next day, saying to the librarian "Buck, buck, buck". The librarian hands the chicken three books and finding it odd for a chicken to loan out books at such a rate, decides to follow the chicken home.
Peering through the chickens window the librarian sees a frog, sick propped up in bed. The chicken then offers the frog books one by one, to which the frog responds "Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!"
Just wait for the really bad jokes...
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It's pun time.

What did the hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on a head!
What's E.T short for? Because he's got little legs!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe dammit, breathe!
What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? An investigator!
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
How does Moses makes tea? Hebrews it!
Let's tally these up...
$0.02
$0.01
$0.20
$0.10
$3.00
$0.95

Pretty good total, Val!

A chicken walks into a library. It walks to the counter and says to the librarian "Buck", the librarian a little confused hands the chicken a book, and the chicken leaves.
The next day the chicken returns the book to the librarian and says "Buck, buck". The librarian hands the chicken two books, and the chicken leaves.
Again the chicken returns the books the very next day, saying to the librarian "Buck, buck, buck". The librarian hands the chicken three books and finding it odd for a chicken to loan out books at such a rate, decides to follow the chicken home.
Peering through the chickens window the librarian sees a frog, sick propped up in bed. The chicken then offers the frog books one by one, to which the frog responds "Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!"
I did not laugh, but I deeply contemplated this story for about $1 worth of self-edification.
 
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