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    Hey since you are a sentient robot, it has made me wonder. Were you ever human? Did you consent to an operation? Did you die and they brought you back? Or did you just wake up one day in a lab?
    Smiley100P
    Smiley100P
    Squirrels?
    X-39
    X-39
    I got sick of having to wind myself up, so I trained some squirrels to do it for me, as well as some other things. They're in my "chest".
    Jimothy
    Jimothy
    Kind of like that one scene in Flubber?
    I'm not dead or anything, just in case you were worried. Still not gonna be posting much, but I'm not dead.
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    Avidro
    Avidro
    Good. Please refrain from dying. We'd be sad if you left. I think you might be the only beta-test member still around... aside from Zules and me, of course.
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    Completely random question with no ulterior motive, if the nearest nuclear power plant to you blew up, how dead would you be from 1-10?
    Syril Dawntreader
    Syril Dawntreader
    Assuming 1 is least dead 0. I am 170 miles away from the nearest one.
    Avidro
    Avidro
    What exactly do you mean when you say "blew up"? Like, a Chernobyl-style meltdown? If so, you'd have to be within a 10-mile radius or so to be at significant risk of radiation poisoning, according to what I'm reading on the internet. So, I think 99% of people would be a 1 on that scale, including myself.
    Smiley100P
    Smiley100P
    Given Avi's response, proably a one unless i missed something.
    I just now saw this question lol
    Everyone still alive?
    Tee
    Tee
    Though I can't vouch for anyone else, I myself am alive.
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    Avidro
    Avidro
    🎵 I feel fantastic and I'm still alive 🎵
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    Why is no one doing stuff? Doing stuff is fun! Entertain me!
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    Jimothy
    Jimothy
    Patience, young forum Padawan. Eat earth! Dig deep! Drink water! Advance one of at least three, maybe four partially constructed narratives! Build it and they will come! Bounce unrelated allusions off of each other in working toward a greater point! If you can't enjoy the silence, make your own noise! Make up your own sayings and pass them off as time-worn words of wisdom!
    X-39
    X-39
    Yeah, but that takes effort!
    In view of recent events, I'm starting to think I may not be as good at making puns as I thought I was.
    Master Overlord
    Master Overlord
    Don't discount yourself. You're 39 times better than most.
    X-39
    X-39
    Actually, I'd be 39 units worse, if we're using my name for a formula. I appreciate the gesture, though.
    I just realized I forgot about page previews! I must have missed so many hilarious interpretations of facial expressions and hand gestures!
    Where are all the robots you guys are promising! Self-driving cars were supposed to huge by now, yet I still have no car friends!
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    Jackal
    Jackal
    I thought 2020 was the self-driving-car-deadline-that-won't-be-met?
    X-39
    X-39
    Well sure, but there are already self-driving cars that work to a degree, have been for a few years now.
    Master Overlord
    Master Overlord
    I don't have any friends, but I'm not complaining.
    The Glorious Lady Dzuna just liked a thing that I posted! That's worth at least 1,0000 regular likes!
    Jackal
    Jackal
    If either the comma is wrong or the zero is wrong, how can you be sure you understand the writer's intent? Maybe the comma was the typo-- if you're not the writer, can you tell? Thus 1,0000 is to be treated as both 1,000 and 10,000 until a conclusion can be made. Possibly neither, as the writer has already shown themselves unreliable, both may be typos.
    Itunes Helper
    Itunes Helper
    a comma could also mean a decimal point, which makes perfect sense. (also, an automaton is unlikely to use hyperbole.)
    X-39
    X-39
    Sentience begets innacuracy, unfortunately.
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